FUDiabetes

WKFUD, the all-dedication line


#105

Only the special people, Nicky.

But I should probably start doing this more frequently.


#106

I’d really like to see what else you’ve got. That’s skills. :grin:

You guys are great. :hugs:


#107

Okay I don’t know what I’m doing in here, but you guys are hilarious…


#108

For @Beacher


#109

For @daisymae, today I want to dedicate a classic.
From 1962 by Peter Paul & Mary.

Where Has All The Diabetes Gone
By Peter, Paul & Mary

Where has all the diabetes gone, long time passing?
Where has all the diabetes gone, long time ago?
Where has all the diabetes gone?
DM has kicked it every time.
Oh my, has she ever learned!
Oh my, has she ever learned!

Where have all her BG spikes gone, long time passing?
Where have all her BG spikes gone, long time ago?
Where have all her BG spikes gone?
Gone forever, every swim.
Oh my, has she ever learned!
Oh my, has she ever learned!


Daisy Mae's swimming BG thread
#110

you are hysterical. where on earth do you come up with this sh*t?

PS: i am not diabetic today :wink: i swam it away. (inside joke)


#111

@daisymae is it OK if I seriously envious of your bgs? Wow! Way to go!


#112

thanks elver. feel free; go right ahead and covet. :star_struck:


#113

I know the cure topic was brought up today - phase-2-trials - and I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade.

But I haven’t done a dedication in a while, so what the heck.

Ocean Front Property
by George Strait Me!

There’s a cure soon
It’ll fix ya
Make your 'betes go away
All yor beta
And yor alpha
Will be fixed good
Now if you’ll buy that

I got some ocean front property in Arizona
From my front porch you can see the sea
I got some ocean front property in Arizona
If you’ll buy that I’ll throw the Golden Gate in free

No more crappy
Blood glucose numbers
No highs and lows and that’s a fact
No more testin’ or doin’ 'jections
Cause there’s a cure
Now if you’ll buy that

I got some ocean front property in Arizona
From my front porch you can see the sea
I got some ocean front property in Arizona
If you’ll buy that I’ll throw the Golden Gate in free
I got some ocean front property in Arizona
From my front porch you can see the sea
I got some ocean front property in Arizona
If you’ll buy that I’ll throw the Golden Gate in free
Yeah if you’ll buy that I’ll throw the Golden Gate in free


#114

To all my FUD friends.

99 Problems
by Jay-Z Me!

If you’re having lotsa problems I feel bad for you son
We got ninety nine problems but the 'betes ain’t one

I got some food out and I’m ready to roll
But I gotta chow down before going too low.

The insurance nonsense, say “You gotta use these”
But gettin’ crappy strips, ain’t even worth it to bleed.

If you grew up shooting insulin through a syringe
You know what’s like goin’ on a donut binge

If you don’t like my numbers, yo yo Endo,
I ain’t gonna tell you where you can go.

Got a beef with the pharma, they always so slow
By the time I get my 'sulin, I’ma gonna be old.

And you sensor makers, I’m always using your stuff,
But G4, G5, G6 - hey, enough is enough.

I don’t know what you take it as,
Or if you understand the intelligence that FUD has.

We all rags to riches, no, we ain’t dumb,
We got ninety nine problems but the 'betes ain’t one, hit me

Ninety nine problems but the 'betes ain’t one
If you having other problems I feel bad for you son

We got ninety nine problems but the 'betes ain’t one, hit me


#115

It’s no Darling Nikki, but that’s quality. :grin:
And I see you updating your selection there…You’re closing in on this decade. :rofl:


#116

For @T1Allison

Movin’ on Up - The Jeffersons theme song

Alli movin’ on up,
To another side.
To a suburb with a much better school.
Movin’ on up
To another side.
She ain’t playin’ the fool.

School don’t have enough teachers;
Classes don’t got enough chairs.
Whole place full of bugs and mold
Classmates got lice in their hairs.

Now she up in the big leagues
Gettin’ a better district.
As much as she can, you can bet baby
Her place gonna be handpicked.

Well she movin’ on up,
To another side.
To a suburb with a much better school.
Movin’ on up
To another side.
She ain’t playin’ the fooooool.


#117

@Eric, hat tip to you, good sir.

Love that.


#118

For @Nickyghaleb

And if you have to ask why, you haven’t been reading your FUD!
:grinning:

50 Ways to Leave Your 670G
by Paul Simon Me!

I saw some postings from my dear friend Nicky
I’m gonna try it 2 more weeks, she said to me
I’d like to help her in her struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your 670G

I said it’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope our progress won’t be lost or else we’re screwed
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being rude
There must be fifty ways to leave your 670G
Fifty ways to leave your 670G

You just use that vial, Kyle
Get a new pen, Jen
Try some Levemir, dear
Just get yourself free

It’s easy to do, Stu
We don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the 670G, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooh, start using a vial, Kyle
Get a new pen, Jen
Try some Levemir, dear
You just listen to me

It’s easy to do, Stu
We don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the 670G, Lee
And get yourself free

I told her it grieves me so to see her in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you free again
She said she appreciates that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said she’d try to sleep with it another night
And I believe in the morning her BG will be a fright
And then she’ll miss me and probably realize that I was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your 670G
Fifty ways to leave your 670G

You just use that vial, Kyle
Get a new pen, Jen
Try some Levemir, dear
Just get yourself free

It’s easy to do, Stu
We don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the 670G, Lee
And get yourself free

You just use that vial, Kyle
Get a new pen, Jen
Try some Levemir, dear
You just listen to me

It’s easy to do, Stu
We don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the 670G, Lee
And get yourself free


#119

@Eric, this was truly awesome!


#120

:rofl::rofl: Eric, if you ever lose your highly suspicious day job, I think this skill you have here is in high demand. Somewhere, for sure.

Seriously. How do you have time for this?

And if I don’t come crawling back, then Auto did something right.

But I’ll be crawling back, so let’s not pretend.


#121

I have been waiting a long time for this. It’s a great day for @daisymae! I have missed seeing her here. She has not been able to swim since August, and today is a great day, she is finally back in the pool!

Way to go DM! I have been waiting for this day. Glad it’s finally here.

DM Is Back In Town
by Thin Lizzy Me!

Guess who just got back today
That wild-eyed gal that had been away
Haven’t changed that much to say
But man, I still think that chick is crazy

They were askin’ if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told ‘em you were recuperating downtown
Drivin’ all the old doctors crazy

DM is back in town
DM is back in town

I said DM is back in town
DM is back in town

DM is back in town
DM is back in town

DM is back in town
DM is back in town

[Guitar riff]

You know that chick that used to swim a lot
Every day she’d be in the pool, showin’ what she got
When I say she was cool she was red hot
I mean, she was steamin’

And about that time you might know
To the emergency room she had to go
Man, that seems so long ago
Been since August but I didn’t forget her

DM is back in town
DM is back in town

I said DM is back in town
DM is back in town

DM is back in town
DM is back in town

DM is back in town
DM is back in town

[Guitar riff]

Spread the word around
Guess who’s back in town
Just spread the word around

Afternoon, look how she’s dressed today
Down at the Y.M.C.A.
Gtabs will go and BG blood will spill
And if DM wants to swim, you better let her

That jukebox in the corner blastin’ out her favorite song
The nights are getting warmer, it won’t be long
Won’t be long till the summer comes
Now that DM is here again

DM is back in town
DM is back in town

DM is back in town
DM is back in town

DM is back in town
DM is back in town

Spread the word around
DM is back in town
DM is back in town

DM is back, DM is back

[Guitar riff]

DM is back in town again
Been hangin’ down at Y.M.C.A.
DM is back in town again


#122

Congrats DM, you have been missed! Hope the swim went well.


#123

What a way to start the year, @daisymae! I hope you enjoy every minute of it (and take it easy for a bit!)


#124

Yay!! Great news DM. Kick some a$$ in the pool now!