I have added an addendum to my research paper.
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@T1Allison, your syringes have been ordered.
An observation this morningā¦
On Amazon, anyone can buy these:
But without a license, you CANāT buy these:
That is just a small set of the can vs canāt buy restrictions on Amazon.
The best I can tell, for syringes, anything with a needle 8mm of longer is available, but less than 8mm requires a license. 
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Amazon!
Makes no sense to me. People using short needles are hoarding and re-selling and injecting illegal drugs, but people using the longer needles are upstanding citizens and can be trusted to buy only what they need?
Seriously Amazon, you are being stupid. Restricting things is what makes people over-buy stuff and hoard stuff and resell stuff!!!
Whatever. Screw them. Your 6mm 1/2 unit-marked syringes have been ordered Alli.
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@Eric, once againā¦you are the bomb diggity.
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This is the kind of animal research study I love!!! 
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was your study powered to produce statistically significant results though? 
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Indeed I think based on the sample size he will need to run a 30 variable Anova to get statistically significant results. Fortunately I donāt think there is a shortage of french fryās.
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@T1Allison If donuts were bad for the immune system, I would have likely died years ago.
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I think that actually only applies to Krispy Kremesā¦lol
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Soā¦if you lived near an immaculate house thatās been vacant for 10 years, doesnāt have locks installed, the owners adamantly insist that they donāt have to install locks even when the HOA insists on it, there have been squatters, and multiple visits from Sheriffās Deputies, and a transient Bentley and Corvette were stored at the house for two weeks until two guys in a Mercedes G-Wagon rolled into town from Florida to relocate the two cars to another location not far awayā¦
ā¦and then you saw a white unmarked box truck unload about 50 unmarked boxes into the garage that were all the same size and weight (heavy)ā¦
ā¦and then you saw a different āwork crewā in street clothes make multiple trips to and from that garage in a single day, all day long, two weeks laterā¦
Would you suspect that the boxes contained:
A. Fraudulent mail-in ballots (friendās idea)
B. Excess copies of a self-published memoir that never sold and the blogger is too embarrassed to keep them in his/her own garage
C. Tile samplesā¦lots and lots of tile samplesā¦and they just canāt make up their mind which tile they want to go with
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The only one that makes any sense to me is B.
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I was thinking lots of hand sanitizer, but B makes much more sense. Boxes of shameā¦
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D. A scene from Breaking Badā¦
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Theft ring
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Thatās hilarious!
Iām also hoping itās something totally off the wall like some underground exotic cactus smuggling ring. That would be so much cooler than drugs. And I donāt know what sort of drug would weigh as much as those boxes weigh.
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I was hoping for
E: Ancient medical texbooks and out-of-date medical journals hauled out my basementā¦
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Maybe they are smuggling mexican toilet paper for the next Covid spikeā¦
On second thought, itās gotta be #B
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LOL. This could be the latest book in the āStephanie Plum,ā series written by Janet Evanovich!
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Mexican Radio TP
by Wall Of VoodooI feel the paper on my butt cheeks
Make sure to get all the streaksI pull the lever and flush my dooty
Oā¦Mā¦Gā¦that was a beauty!Leave me alone, please donāt spoil it
I need my peace when Iām on the toiletI hear you talking 'bout your Charmin
What Iām using thereās no harm inIām using Mexican TP
Iām using Mexican whoa TP
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You always have these amazing neighborhood stories 
Is your neighborhood particularly crazy or is it that I just donāt notice the peculiarities of my own neighborhood?
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We really thought we were moving AWAY from the crazy when we got out of our last neighborhood! Itās evidently EVERYWHERE! 
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