Let me know when you have started.
I feel like @Eric is setting up the scene from “A Few Good Men” when Tom Cruise’s character goads Jack Nicholson’s character into saying he ordered the code red.
I just can’t figure out if @Eric is Tom Cruise or Jack Nicholson in this equation. But I feel like I can hear @Eric saying, “You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on [FUD]. You need me on [FUD]. We use words like [basal rates, experiments, independent thinking]. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent [as a Diabadass]. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very [diabetes wisdom] that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it!”
@T1Allison! You were for real about this!!
But here is the question. If I were to buy a second bag…
Yes, that would definitely help you understand it.
I was leaning more toward… and opened it and ate from it while the first one remained closed for eternity, but I won’t take advantage of the lack of detail in order to continue my trashy addiction. I’ll go have my chip as soon as I get home, seal it up, and be done. Women can do these kinds of things. We just can.
I would like to know your prediction. It’s going to bug me not to know… and I already know it’s one of two things: that I won’t make it through the night, or, having been cured by a clever man, that the bag will remain forever sealed. Just like to know how you’ve got me pegged.
Let’s not get carried away. See if you can make it past dinner. That would be huge.
I think the question was who he is not who he thinks he is.
Regardless. It’s chip time.
You are who you think you are.
Really though— I’m only kidding. I didn’t think that was any challenge at all until putting just the one chip in my mouth. So it’s done, but I am kind of in a bad mood, which I know I could fix… by getting another.
Damn it, Eric/Thomas/Yoda or whoever you really are. That was pretty clever, and I’m not even sure you meant that part to be hard.
One of us can run a marathon while checking and dosing.
The other stops halfway up the stairs for a breather.
I am not saying who is who…
I am not getting anything done tonight. Not one thing. That’s great. Thank you for the laugh.
Did you write the time on the bag?
And took a picture. One hour down. And a minute.
I am sorry you are having to go through this. I know it is tough.
But don’t worry, it will all be over soon.
I am only doing this because you need to see how much control those things have over you, and how you are unable to resist them.
Definitely Jack Nicholson.
In a weird way, I was wondering about the inception of a single potato chip challenge - then it hit me! early 80’s Lays potato chip challenge.
Nice, @elver! I thought about this one…
I bet that’s what @Nickyghaleb looks like when she eats chips.