You’re not joking!! It’s from It’sugar! I was just inside that store yesterday!!
We were at a rest stop, and my 5 year old kept calling and crying that he missed me, so I went into this store to see if there was some kind of treat I could get him. I left with a bag of Dinglebear-ys and a Unicorn Pooper. True story. The guy tried to upsell me some candy cigarettes… which I haven’t seen in about 30 years???