'Twas the night before exams, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The learnings were tucked in her brain with care,
In hopes that the weekend soon would be there;
The student was nestled all snug in her bed;
And visions of sugar-plums danced in her head;
Because her sugars had begun to roll down,
Thought she had calculated pizza - a clown!
When out on her nightstand there arose such a clatter,
She sprang from her bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the dexcom she flew like a flash,
Tore open the skittles and guzzled the stash.
The line on the graph rose and rose,
Yet the sleeping medical student continued to doze,
When what to her wondering eyes did appear,
But a hyperglycemia an hour before her alarm!!!
Then she overcorrected out of annoyance and dread of going to the bathroom 10 times during the exams and consequently went low right at the beginning of the first exam but then got her ■■■■ together for the rest of the exams!
Thank you for listening to me procrastinate my exams tomorrow