I am forcing 2 friends to go with me to Wisconisn Dells this summer. One friend wasn’t a fantastic street medic last time and I was a very bad diabetic. I was running low every night for weeks. Then I upped the anti and added a hot tub AND a sauna into the mix. Of course, there was swimming. That ended in a 2AM ambulance ride in the middle of the night.
I would have figured it out on my own…eventually, but one of my friends just panicked and called 911. The medics got there fast. They tried to give me a banana but I didn’t grasp it well and it fell on the floor. It might have gotten a little smashed into the carpet.
My friend is getting pretty old. He’s 75 years old. It’s amazing that he will go to a waterslide park to begin with. He’s not a friend that knows a lot about diabetes. He’s never seen me incapacitated by low BS before, even though I’ve known him for 20 years, and it scared him to death. He picked me up from the ER right away even though there was a terrible blizzard that night. He did great.
Now, I’m superstitious about the Dells. Wisconsin Dells feels omionous. I’m gonna try and lean into that dread and embrace it. We will do the Ghost boat the first night there. https://www.dellsghostboat.com/
