Never Seen a Real Pod and am Asking for Pictures

Oh I knew that!! But I love the Bonus warm fuzzies from you!!! :heart::heart: Right back atcha!!!

I was super entertained by @Eric calling me out. I’m still getting a feel for his personality. He seems to operate with good judgment and a filter quite a bit of the time…both of which are things that I lack!

Repaint, (The Penis Mural song)
By Rupert Holmes Me!

[Verse 1]
She was tired of the mural
Been on the wall too long
Like a worn out recording
Of a favorite song

So she sat there thinking
That she could take it no more
The horrible wall shame
Shown on their basement floor

[Hook]
She didn’t like the penis mural
That was so bad to see
She would need to remove it
The displayed pornography

If you don’t want to see it
What is sure to offend
The thing shown on her wall
That somebody else had once penned

[Verse 2]
She didn’t think about her husband
And whether he liked that pic
Because why would he like seeing
Drawings of another guy’s…package

So she went to Home Depot
Where the paint they sell
And though she’s nobody’s painter
Her worked seemed to turn out well

[Hook]
She covered the mural
With her paint so thick
She covered his body
And especially his…stuff

She needed to finish it soon
With her tape and her brush
Her name is T1Alli
She was in quite a big rush

[Verse 3]
So she waited with high hopes
And he walked into their base
She saw his smile in an instant
And the relief on his face

He saw the wall was plain now
And he said, “Aw, it’s gone”
Then they laughed for a moment
At the porn that was once drawn

[Hook]
If you don’t like penis murals
That are drawn on your wall
And some other guy’s package
That looks way too small

If you only like having art
That’s safe for all to see
Go visit T1Alli
Her basement is now PG

[Hook]
She didn’t like the penis mural
That was so bad to see
She was glad to remove it
The displayed pornography

If you don’t want to see it
What is sure to offend
The thing shown on her wall
That somebody else had once penned

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Well, sure, but it seems not all of the time.

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You’ve really outdone yourself here, @Eric. :rofl::rofl:

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See? There was so much filtering and good judgment in those lyrics. All of those deliberately missed opportunities to rhyme! :grinning:

Other people get inspirational lyrics. I get this. Apparently @Eric has me figured out, too. :grin::grin::+1:

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You are still the only one with a custom-made gif.
:wink:

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And all I ever get is inspirational songs… I’m not so sure I’d be offended by that, @T1Allison

Or if maybe I should be… :thinking:

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Was Barry White inspirational?

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In a strange way, yes…

Point taken. :grin:

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