# Drunk Thoughts Go Here **URL:** \ **Category:** Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2020, 3:05am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508 "2020-03-22T03:05:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![elver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/elver/32/8772_2.png) [@elver](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/elver)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 10:23pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/21 "2020-03-26T22:23:43Z")
> [@Eric](#): > > No, the thought occurred last night, at whatever time that stupid show was on. But I was too “busy” to post it last night. 😀 That’s ok @Eric is would have been too busy to read yesterday. We were playing the new drinking game “Stir-Crazy”. ---
**Author:** ![LarissaW](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/larissaw/32/5754_2.png) [@LarissaW](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/LarissaW)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 11:37pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/22 "2020-03-26T23:37:24Z")
> [@Chris](#): > > There is no type of drinking that is better than day-drinking! what about morning-drinking? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/elver/32/8772_2.png) [@elver](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/elver)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 5:11am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/23 "2020-03-27T05:11:51Z")
> [@LarissaW](#): > > what about morning-drinking? 😃 Best hangover cure ever! ---
**Author:** ![TravelingOn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/travelingon/32/1583_2.png) [@TravelingOn](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/TravelingOn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 5:48am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/24 "2020-03-27T05:48:46Z")
I’ve been working in the garden today, and tore out an entire 8’x4’ bed of mint (so I can plant Vegetables, which we generally do). A woman walking by said, from 8’ away, “Look at all those Mojito’s!“ I can’t say I haven’t thought exactly the same thing. Maybe I should’ve figured out how to make some rum? Then I could’ve had drunk thoughts to post here! 🍹 Instead I dried the mint for tea. Much less hilarious than 50 gallons of mojito’s. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![elver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/elver/32/8772_2.png) [@elver](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/elver)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 8:52pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/25 "2020-03-27T20:52:15Z")
> [@TravelingOn](#): > > A woman walking by said, from 8’ away, “Look at all those Mojito’s!“ Funny…I would have though Mint Juleps, not Mojitos. 50 gallons of Mojitos would be onerous for me, whereas 50 gallons of Juleps would be a delight. Potato, potahto I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Chris](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/chris/32/382_2.png) [@Chris](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Chris)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/26 "2020-03-27T22:01:21Z")
Or if you really want to be a bastard, make a Caipirinha and add mint. People’s head will explode. Bet its tasty though. ---
**Author:** ![elver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/elver/32/8772_2.png) [@elver](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/elver)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/27 "2020-03-27T22:47:06Z")
> [@Chris](#): > > make a Caipirinha and add mint. Sounds delish! ---
**Author:** ![T1Allison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c77e96/32.png) [@T1Allison](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/T1Allison)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 9:33pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/28 "2020-03-28T21:33:32Z")
I was dead-ass sober last night but I saw my neighbor’s man business. I was on my porch on a phone call. I happened to glance up, and in his upstairs big ass double window that was fully lit, no curtains drawn, he was very thoroughly drying himself post-shower. It was like a well lit second feature at a drive in theater. I expected to spend close time with my family during Coronatine. I was not expecting this much closeness with my neighbors. This experience does reinforce my belief that men think their packages are a gift for the whole world…just as an unrelated sidenote. ---
**Author:** ![Sam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/sam/32/10595_2.png) [@Sam](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/29 "2020-03-28T22:13:43Z")
> [@T1Allison](#): > > I was on my porch on a phone call. I happened to glance up, and in his upstairs big ass double window that was fully lit, no curtains drawn, he was very thoroughly drying himself post-shower. It was like a well lit second feature at a drive in theater. That was you? You shoulda waved! ---
**Author:** ![Eric](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/eric/32/9209_2.png) [@Eric](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Eric)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 1:49am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/30 "2020-03-29T01:49:19Z")
> [@T1Allison](#): > > This experience does reinforce my belief that men think their packages are a gift for the whole world… Actually Alli, this thread is the gift that keeps on giving… ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/fudiabetes/original/2X/4/469be4dfd7d49192b248ae19dd397d6aeac87e71.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![elver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/elver/32/8772_2.png) [@elver](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/elver)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 6:51am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/31 "2020-03-29T06:51:43Z")
> [@T1Allison](#): > > I was dead-ass sober last night but I saw my neighbor’s man business. Sounds like midnight catfishing… ---
**Author:** ![T1Allison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c77e96/32.png) [@T1Allison](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/T1Allison)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 12:51pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/32 "2020-03-31T12:51:56Z")
Just opened my front curtains to get sunlight on my tomato plants and BOOM! Dick and balls in the front window across the street. And this time the girlfriend was there, too. My husband has been deputized for this conversation. We have kids. We can’t have dick shows going across the street 24/7. ---
**Author:** ![TravelingOn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/travelingon/32/1583_2.png) [@TravelingOn](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/TravelingOn)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 1:36pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/33 "2020-03-31T13:36:53Z")
> [@Chris](#): > > People’s head will explode. That’s because the hangover from Caipirinha is legendary. ---
**Author:** ![elver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/elver/32/8772_2.png) [@elver](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/elver)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 6:15pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/34 "2020-03-31T18:15:24Z")
Any chance your neighbors are Dick and Jane? (Sorry @T1Allison, I couldn’t pass that one up) ---
**Author:** ![T1Allison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c77e96/32.png) [@T1Allison](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/T1Allison)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/35 "2020-03-31T20:29:53Z")
The hilarious thing is that their last name turns out to be one of the more common euphemisms for penis. What are the odds?? ---
**Author:** ![Eric](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/eric/32/9209_2.png) [@Eric](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Eric)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 9:11pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/36 "2020-03-31T21:11:33Z")
> [@T1Allison](#): > > The hilarious thing is that their last name turns out to be one of the more common euphemisms for penis. You live next to Bill and Betsy VaginaMiner?! ---
**Author:** ![T1Allison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c77e96/32.png) [@T1Allison](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/T1Allison)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 10:10pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/37 "2020-03-31T22:10:59Z")
How’d you guess? Dang, @Eric, now all the FUD creepers will be able to figure out where I live with that sort of clue! ---
**Author:** ![elver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/elver/32/8772_2.png) [@elver](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/elver)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 1:51am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/38 "2020-04-01T01:51:01Z")
> [@Eric](#): > > You live next to Bill and Betsy VaginaMiner?! @Eric, what kind of cock and bull question is that? ---
**Author:** ![Eric](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/eric/32/9209_2.png) [@Eric](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Eric)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 7:34am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/39 "2020-04-01T07:34:14Z")
> The Candy Man **The Sausage Man** > **by Sammy Davis Jr.** > > Who gets up at sunrise (who gets up at sunrise) > With his mornin’ wood (with his mornin’ wood) > Goes to his window and gives a show that’s good > > The Sausage Man (the Sausage Man) > Oh, the Sausage Man can (the Sausage Man can) > The Sausage Man can 'cause he shows off his love > And makes Alli’s day good (makes Alli’s day good) > > Who can take his doogan (who can take his doogan) > And make the ladies sigh (And make the ladies sigh) > He points it out the window whenever he says “Hi” > > The Sausage Man (the Sausage Man) > Oh, the Sausage Man can (the Sausage Man can) > The Sausage Man can 'cause he shows off his love > And makes Alli’s day good (makes Alli’s day good) > > The Sausage Man makes > Every day he wakes > Satisfying and fulfilling > The neighbor ladies are so willing > His pecker is worth every shilling > > Oh, don’t wait 'till tomorrow (don’t wait 'till tomorrow) > 'Cuz it might be too late (it might be too late) > Hurry up Alli and go on your wanker date > > The Sausage Man (the Sausage Man) > Oh, the Sausage Man can (the Sausage Man can) > The Sausage Man can 'cause he shows off his love > And makes Alli’s day good (makes Alli’s day good) > > The Sausage Man makes > Every day he wakes > Satisfying and fulfilling > The neighbor ladies are so willing > His pecker is worth every shilling > > Yeah, yeah, yeah, don’t wait 'till tomorrow (don’t wait 'till tomorrow) > 'Cuz it might be too late (it might be too late) > Hurry up Alli and go on your wanker date > > The Sausage Man (the Sausage Man) > Oh, the Sausage Man can (the Sausage Man can) > The Sausage Man can 'cause he shows off his love > And makes Alli’s day good (makes Alli’s day good) > > Yes the Sausage Man can 'cause he shows off his love > And makes Alli’s day good (makes Alli’s day good) > > A Sausage Man, a Sausage Man, a Sausage Man > (And makes Alli’s day good) > A Sausage Man, a Sausage Man, a Sausage Man > (And makes Alli’s day good) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/fq7WX5oINAQ/maxresdefault.jpg "YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq7WX5oINAQ) ## ¡ʎɐp slooℲ lᴉɹd∀ ʎddɐH ---
**Author:** ![T1Allison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c77e96/32.png) [@T1Allison](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/T1Allison)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 11:38am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/40 "2020-04-01T11:38:32Z")
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