# Drunk Thoughts Go Here **URL:** \ **Category:** Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2020, 3:05am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508 "2020-03-22T03:05:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![T1Allison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c77e96/32.png) [@T1Allison](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/T1Allison)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 3:05am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/1 "2020-03-22T03:05:36Z")
So if a statewide shelter in place happens…my hotness index is gonna go way up. Bc I don’t get my hair highlighted, or my eyebrows waxed, or my nails done even in the best times of stability…so I’m gonna be like Ann Curry when she’s reporting in a war zone. She always looks great in a white Oxford and French twist. Put her in a studio? Not so great bc she wears weird outfits. War zone? She looks awesome. ---
**Author:** ![T1Allison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c77e96/32.png) [@T1Allison](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/T1Allison)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 3:07am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/2 "2020-03-22T03:07:12Z")
My general litmus test for deciding if I was going to do something stupid in my younger years was whether or not I would want to explain myself in an ER if I got injured during said stupid act. With coronavirus tracking, people have to recount everywhere they’ve gone for the last few weeks. I bet there’s gonna be some interesting/embarrassing admissions in those histories. And get your mind out of the gutter. I mean like people going to professional cuddlers (yes, it’s a paid thing). So…Pro Tip…all that embarrassing stuff you do? Stop doing it for a few weeks so it’s not in your Corona history. ---
**Author:** ![T1Allison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c77e96/32.png) [@T1Allison](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/T1Allison)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 3:07am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/3 "2020-03-22T03:07:55Z")
I think stores should paint a shadow on the wall behind where toilet paper used to sit like they just got robbed in a cartoon. ---
**Author:** ![Eric](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/eric/32/9209_2.png) [@Eric](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Eric)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 3:24am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/4 "2020-03-22T03:24:39Z")
I think Corona waited until February to start getting big in the U.S. because they did not want to compete with the NFL. ---
**Author:** ![Eric](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/eric/32/9209_2.png) [@Eric](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Eric)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 3:50am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/5 "2020-03-22T03:50:09Z")
> [@T1Allison](#): > > I mean like people going to professional cuddlers (yes, it’s a paid thing). What kind of craziness is this?!?! Oh no, I don’t want to _do_ it. Instead, maybe we can just cuddle and you can tell me about your day. And I will pay for it. Who came up with that business model? What’s next? You can pay a professional to tell you they have a headache? ---
**Author:** ![CatLady](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/catlady/32/36_2.png) [@CatLady](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/CatLady)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 4:14am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/6 "2020-03-22T04:14:46Z")
> [@T1Allison](#): > > professional cuddlers That’s why some of us have 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 ---
**Author:** ![Eric](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/eric/32/9209_2.png) [@Eric](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Eric)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 7:38pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/7 "2020-03-22T19:38:49Z")
One of the recommendations for preventing Corona infection is to avoid touching your face with your hands. ## I had a great idea! You know the cone they put on cats and dogs? What about a **CoronaCone**? To prevent you from touching your nose and mouth! ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/fudiabetes/original/2X/e/eeaa18b346be2d90364940a3180770b67c48f05d.jpeg) Where else but on Allison’s drunk thread would you get solid ideas like this?!?! ---
**Author:** ![T1Allison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c77e96/32.png) [@T1Allison](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/T1Allison)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 8:51pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/8 "2020-03-22T20:51:06Z")
@Eric, These are the outside-the-box ideas we’ve come to count on you for. ---
**Author:** ![Eric](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/eric/32/9209_2.png) [@Eric](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Eric)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 9:10pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/9 "2020-03-22T21:10:41Z")
I think the CoronaCone would get in the way of the professional cuddling. ---
**Author:** ![Tapestry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/tapestry/32/4434_2.png) [@Tapestry](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Tapestry)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/10 "2020-03-22T21:20:47Z")
LOL 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![jim26](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/jim26/32/9780_2.png) [@jim26](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/jim26)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 10:16pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/11 "2020-03-22T22:16:30Z")
I think you should reach out to Dr. Fauci with your idea. Prior to that though you should probably buy up all known supplies of cones. ---
**Author:** ![NGallagher](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/ngallagher/32/3147_2.png) [@NGallagher](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/NGallagher)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/12 "2020-03-23T02:52:02Z")
Looks like an alright prototype, but your design team needs to put it through a few more evolutions. If you put some felt on top as a makeshift filter, it may be better than what a lot of healthcare workers have. ---
**Author:** ![elver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/elver/32/8772_2.png) [@elver](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/elver)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2020, 5:30am UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/13 "2020-03-23T05:30:27Z")
> [@T1Allison](#): > > So…Pro Tip…all that embarrassing stuff you do? Stop doing it for a few weeks so it’s not in your Corona history. Now you tell me…sigh ---
**Author:** ![mindawhen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@mindawhen](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/mindawhen)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2020, 2:25pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/14 "2020-03-23T14:25:11Z")
The corona cone, it’s for your own good ---
**Author:** ![elver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/elver/32/8772_2.png) [@elver](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/elver)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2020, 5:33pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/15 "2020-03-23T17:33:36Z")
It’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone…just saying. ---
**Author:** ![Eric](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/eric/32/9209_2.png) [@Eric](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Eric)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 3:38pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/16 "2020-03-26T15:38:18Z")
With all the sporting events being cancelled - even the Olympics - I was really bummed. But oh thank goodness we can still watch grown men play with Legos on TV… 🙄 How much do you want to bet these dudes are quarantining in their mom’s basement? ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/fudiabetes/original/2X/8/881f7e3e65776784062439220395240558008f50.jpeg) ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/fudiabetes/original/2X/b/b56f7f97257ed27d52a25b47fbd0f9bf8689b42f.jpeg) > **[LEGO Masters (USA) | Watch Wednesdays at 9/8c on FOX](https://www.fox.com/lego-masters/)** > > LEGO Masters (USA) is the greatest competition ever built. Stream full episodes on FOX.com, plus new episodes air Wednesday nights at 9/8c. Watch now! ---
**Author:** ![LarissaW](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/larissaw/32/5754_2.png) [@LarissaW](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/LarissaW)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 5:30pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/17 "2020-03-26T17:30:59Z")
Was this an _ **11AM** _ drunk thought?? ---
**Author:** ![mike\_g](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@mike\_g](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/mike_g)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 5:33pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/18 "2020-03-26T17:33:57Z")
The cone of shame! ---
**Author:** ![Chris](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/chris/32/382_2.png) [@Chris](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Chris)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 6:47pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/19 "2020-03-26T18:47:22Z")
There is no type of drinking that is better than day-drinking! ---
**Author:** ![Eric](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forum.fudiabetes.org/eric/32/9209_2.png) [@Eric](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/u/Eric)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508/20 "2020-03-26T19:17:29Z")
> [@LarissaW](#): > > Was this an _ **11AM** _ drunk thought No, the thought occurred last night, at whatever time that stupid show was on. But I was too “busy” to post it last night. 😀 [Next page](https://forum.fudiabetes.org/t/drunk-thoughts-go-here/9508.md?page=2)